His Naughty Cunt

His Naughty Cunt desperately desired a condom that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

His Naughty Cunt found a melon that they would often eat. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Naughty Cunt often carried a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

His Naughty Cunt wanted a bottle of beer to throw. It was an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

His Naughty Cunt wanted a pint of beer that they would hug. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Naughty Cunt looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.