Big Cunt

Big Cunt carried a computer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item selected.

Big Cunt carried a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Big Cunt carried a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Big Cunt desired a computer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a computer being the item opted for.

Big Cunt desperately needed a cup to sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

Big Cunt always kept a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.