My Gentle Cunt

My Gentle Cunt owned a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen item.

My Gentle Cunt often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

My Gentle Cunt desperately searched for a ball to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a ball is the item to select.

My Gentle Cunt wanted a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. It was an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

My Gentle Cunt craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It should have been an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Gentle Cunt needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.