Crazy Cunt

Crazy Cunt often carried a little monkey that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

Crazy Cunt desperately looked for a bat to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Crazy Cunt always kept a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

Crazy Cunt desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Crazy Cunt desperately wanted a cheese grater to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Cunt desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would throw. It is an original operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.