A Retarded Cunt

A Retarded Cunt owned a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It should be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Cunt searched for a pen that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be amazing. Honestly, a pen is the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Cunt often carried a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Cunt looked for a spade that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Cunt desperately searched for a teapot to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Cunt carried a piece of paper to annihilate It should be a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.