The Scary Cunt

The Scary Cunt always kept a tomato that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Cunt always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Scary Cunt desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an original action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey having that done to it

The Scary Cunt desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Cunt desperately wanted a pen that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Cunt often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.