Their Bewildered Cunt

Their Bewildered Cunt desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Their Bewildered Cunt desired a can of coke that they would break. It would be a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Cunt desperately looked for a helmet that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Their Bewildered Cunt desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be exciting. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Their Bewildered Cunt looked for a bat that they liked to demolish. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is simply life. A bat would be the chosen thing.

Their Bewildered Cunt desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.