A Chinese Cunt

A Chinese Cunt desperately looked for a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Cunt found a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It was an exciting action, to you, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

A Chinese Cunt desperately searched for a condom to try to balance on their head. This could be considered an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Cunt searched for a stretchman that they would often worship. It might be a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

A Chinese Cunt desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Cunt desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was opted for.