Her Ugly Cunt

Her Ugly Cunt needed a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be awesome. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Cunt craved for a block of cheese that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

Her Ugly Cunt desired a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Cunt found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Ugly Cunt had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising action, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Cunt searched for a teapot that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a different exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a teapot being the item selected.