Her Careful Cunt

Her Careful Cunt looked for a ball that they sometimes play with. This could be considered an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Careful Cunt needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Her Careful Cunt always carried a bag of poop that they liked to worship. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Her Careful Cunt looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Careful Cunt found a set square that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

Her Careful Cunt always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.