A Scary Cunt

A Scary Cunt searched for a computer that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Cunt often carried a condom that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a condom being the chosen thing.

A Scary Cunt desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Cunt always kept a teapot that they would occasionally worship. This seems a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A teapot would be the item that was chosen.

A Scary Cunt always kept a helmet to try to balance on their head. It would be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a helmet of all things.

A Scary Cunt craved for a dildo that they would embrace. It should be a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.