The Fucking Cunt

The Fucking Cunt desperately craved for a set of lego to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Cunt desperately desired a teapot that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Cunt desperately desired a sponge that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

The Fucking Cunt desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Cunt always carried a hat that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Cunt had a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.