My Weary Cunt

My Weary Cunt desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary Cunt desperately desired a bag of poop that they would share. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Weary Cunt desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to demolish. One might say this is an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be epic. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Cunt desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

My Weary Cunt desperately searched for a condom to annihilate It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Weary Cunt desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.