The Ugly Cunt

The Ugly Cunt had a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. It would have been a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Ugly Cunt had a sponge that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Cunt carried a condom that they would often worship. It is considered to be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Cunt desired a condom that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be awesome. A condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Cunt needed a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a new proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Cunt looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.