Crypting Cunt

Crypting Cunt desperately needed a hat that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

Crypting Cunt desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Crypting Cunt always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

Crypting Cunt wanted a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Crypting Cunt searched for a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Crypting Cunt always had with them a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It should be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.