His Stupid Cunt

His Stupid Cunt searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Cunt desperately wanted a spade to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Cunt had a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. It was a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

His Stupid Cunt carried a spade that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Cunt desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey of all things.

His Stupid Cunt always had with them a condom that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.