Eccentric Cunt

Eccentric Cunt always had with them a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Cunt desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Eccentric Cunt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Eccentric Cunt desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Eccentric Cunt often carried a piece of paper that they liked to break. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Eccentric Cunt often carried a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.