A Unusual Cunt

A Unusual Cunt desperately searched for a helmet that they would often break. It might be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

A Unusual Cunt needed a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

A Unusual Cunt needed a tomato that they would hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A tomato having that done to it

A Unusual Cunt always had with them a little monkey that they would often sleep with. This seems a peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Cunt desperately desired a condom that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to select.

A Unusual Cunt always kept a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was selected.