My Crypting Cunt

My Crypting Cunt always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Crypting Cunt found a big sponge to annihilate This seems to be a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Crypting Cunt often carried a cup that they would experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

My Crypting Cunt searched for a wig that they liked to play with. It was a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to select.

My Crypting Cunt desired a cucumber that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Crypting Cunt always kept a stretchman that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be simply life. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen item.