His Worrisome Cunt

His Worrisome Cunt desperately looked for a hat to worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

His Worrisome Cunt wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Worrisome Cunt had a teapot to hug. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Worrisome Cunt always carried a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a strange action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen item.

His Worrisome Cunt often carried a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

His Worrisome Cunt needed a cup that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.