Her Chinese Cunt

Her Chinese Cunt desired a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Cunt found a crown that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Chinese Cunt looked for a sword to demolish. It is considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Her Chinese Cunt desperately needed a cup that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

Her Chinese Cunt desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a wig is the item that was chosen.

Her Chinese Cunt desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes embrace. It was a fairly weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.