Her Ugly Cunt

Her Ugly Cunt desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Cunt always kept a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

Her Ugly Cunt desperately desired a CD player that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A CD player was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Cunt owned a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Cunt found a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Cunt desperately searched for a painting of a melon to eat. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.