Her Green Cunt

Her Green Cunt desperately looked for a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was sublime. A radiator being the chosen thing.

Her Green Cunt needed a pint of beer that they would often smash. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Her Green Cunt desired a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Green Cunt always carried a toilet brush that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Her Green Cunt looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Her Green Cunt needed a condom that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.