A Ugly Cunt

A Ugly Cunt owned a mug that they would often put up their bum. This seems a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

A Ugly Cunt had a tomato that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Cunt found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Cunt often carried a can of coke to embrace. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Cunt wanted a can of coke that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Cunt craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.