The Unusual Cunt

The Unusual Cunt desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Unusual Cunt had a can of coke that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Unusual Cunt desired a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a radiator was the chosen item.

The Unusual Cunt had a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Unusual Cunt desperately wanted a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be stunning. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.

The Unusual Cunt owned a can of coke that they would often smash. It would be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke having that done to it