My Tired Cunt

My Tired Cunt wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

My Tired Cunt desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

My Tired Cunt owned a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

My Tired Cunt desperately needed a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a computer is the thing to select.

My Tired Cunt found a teapot that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

My Tired Cunt desperately desired a dildo to eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.