The Adorable Cunt

The Adorable Cunt always kept a ball that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a ball was the chosen item.

The Adorable Cunt desperately needed a lava lamp that they would throw. One might find this to be an exciting action, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Adorable Cunt needed a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Adorable Cunt always kept a stapler to hug. This is certainly an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler of all things.

The Adorable Cunt desperately craved for a cup that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Adorable Cunt wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.