Her Jolly Cunt

Her Jolly Cunt desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Jolly Cunt needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was miraculous. A magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Her Jolly Cunt needed a sponge that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A sponge is the item to select.

Her Jolly Cunt had a stretchman that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

Her Jolly Cunt often carried a bottle of wine that they would break. It was a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Cunt desperately craved for a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.