The Lovely Cunt

The Lovely Cunt desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Cunt desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would demolish. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Cunt desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Cunt desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Cunt found a set square that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Cunt desperately searched for a stretchman that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman being the chosen item.