Confused Cunt

Confused Cunt desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the chosen item.

Confused Cunt owned a can of Tango that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Confused Cunt desperately desired a can of coke to throw. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Confused Cunt craved for a ball that they would share. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A ball would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Cunt looked for a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

Confused Cunt needed a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.