A Scary Cunt

A Scary Cunt found a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. It is a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

A Scary Cunt always carried a lava lamp that they would throw. It is an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Cunt desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Scary Cunt carried a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.

A Scary Cunt always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

A Scary Cunt desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.