The Silly Cunt

The Silly Cunt craved for a bat that they would often play with. It would have been a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Silly Cunt desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Cunt owned a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Cunt desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Silly Cunt desperately wanted a crown that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Cunt searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A can of coke being the chosen thing.