A Retarded Cunt

A Retarded Cunt always kept a piece of paper that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Retarded Cunt needed a cucumber that they sometimes share. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Cunt searched for a big sponge that they would share. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A big sponge is the item to choose.

A Retarded Cunt needed a stretchman that they liked to hug. It should be an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

A Retarded Cunt desperately searched for a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

A Retarded Cunt needed a vibrator that they would often drop. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.