The Famous Cunt

The Famous Cunt often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be out of this world. A bottle of coke of all things.

The Famous Cunt desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Cunt searched for a big sponge that they would often cuddle. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Famous Cunt always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Famous Cunt always kept a porno magazine that they would often annihilate It might have been an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Cunt carried a rubber johnny to play with. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.