The Horny Cunt

The Horny Cunt desperately needed a sword that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A sword being the thing selected.

The Horny Cunt found a melon that they would smash. It should be a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Cunt always kept a sword that they would break. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A sword was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Cunt desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It should be an original operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Horny Cunt craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Horny Cunt needed a set of lego that they would share. It was a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to choose.