My Handsome Cunt

My Handsome Cunt always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

My Handsome Cunt desperately wanted a sponge that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

My Handsome Cunt desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes break. This seems to be a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Cunt carried a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

My Handsome Cunt searched for a rubber chicken that they would worship. It should have been an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

My Handsome Cunt carried a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item to select.