Her Cheerful Cunt

Her Cheerful Cunt always had with them a cheese grater to put up their bum. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Her Cheerful Cunt owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Her Cheerful Cunt wanted a sponge to put up their bum. It is considered to be a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item selected.

Her Cheerful Cunt wanted a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Cheerful Cunt always had with them a wig that they would worship. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig having that done to it

Her Cheerful Cunt desired a sponge that they would demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.