A Green Cunt

A Green Cunt often carried a computer that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. A computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Green Cunt always had with them a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It was a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A mug would be the thing that was opted for.

A Green Cunt desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It should be a weird activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Green Cunt often carried a bat to annihilate This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A bat being the item selected.

A Green Cunt owned a rubber johnny to share. It might have been a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny having that done to it

A Green Cunt needed a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sponge being the item selected.