A Stupid Cunt

A Stupid Cunt looked for a pint of cider to demolish. It is an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Cunt always kept a lava lamp that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Cunt desperately needed a teapot that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Cunt always kept a bottle of wine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Cunt desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

A Stupid Cunt desperately craved for a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a sponge would be the item chosen.