His Big Cunt

His Big Cunt always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

His Big Cunt always had with them a can of coke that they would demolish. It was a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Big Cunt owned a melon that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Big Cunt desperately craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It should be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Big Cunt needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally eat. It was an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Big Cunt needed a cup that they would put down their trousers. It should be a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.