A Colourful Cunt

A Colourful Cunt desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Colourful Cunt desired a computer that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a computer having that done to it

A Colourful Cunt desired a lava lamp that they would often embrace. This seems a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

A Colourful Cunt found a vibrator to put down their trousers. This is certainly a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

A Colourful Cunt needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Cunt wanted a bottle of beer that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.