The Bewildered Cunt

The Bewildered Cunt searched for a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Cunt needed a lava lamp that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cunt had a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cunt desperately needed a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Cunt desperately searched for a sword that they would sit and look at. It is an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Cunt always carried a teapot that they would occasionally throw. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was simply life. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.