His Careful Cunt

His Careful Cunt carried a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to opt for.

His Careful Cunt desperately craved for a can of coke to hug. This could be considered a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

His Careful Cunt desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

His Careful Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

His Careful Cunt desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

His Careful Cunt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.