The Adorable Cunt

The Adorable Cunt always carried a radiator that they would often drop. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the item selected.

The Adorable Cunt desperately needed a sponge that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Adorable Cunt had a helmet that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Cunt always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Adorable Cunt desired a sack of potatoes that they would often break. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Cunt desired a crown that they would occasionally throw. This seems an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a crown having that done to it