The Horny Cunt

The Horny Cunt found a custard pie to hug. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Cunt always kept a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Cunt craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Horny Cunt desired a bottle of coke that they would embrace. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Cunt owned a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Cunt craved for a pencil sharpener to play with. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.