Eccentric Cunt

Eccentric Cunt searched for a ball that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

Eccentric Cunt desperately craved for a bat that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

Eccentric Cunt always carried a mug that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.

Eccentric Cunt desperately craved for a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Cunt always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often smash. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Eccentric Cunt always kept a bag of flour that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly surprising action, to me, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.