The Lovely Cunt

The Lovely Cunt desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a ball being the chosen item.

The Lovely Cunt found a radiator that they liked to smash. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Cunt always carried a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Cunt desperately desired a stapler that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Cunt often carried a pen that they would sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pen is the item to choose.

The Lovely Cunt carried a mug to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A mug would be the item that was selected.