His Yellow Cunt

His Yellow Cunt desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

His Yellow Cunt needed a CD player that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be exciting. A CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

His Yellow Cunt found a dildo that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a dildo being the chosen thing.

His Yellow Cunt always had with them a custard pie to eat. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

His Yellow Cunt owned a teapot that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

His Yellow Cunt desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.