Square Cunt

Square Cunt always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

Square Cunt desperately desired a bag of flour that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Square Cunt always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to embrace. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Square Cunt craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Square Cunt desperately wanted a cup to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that the idea was fun. A cup being the thing selected.

Square Cunt desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.