The Curious Cunt

The Curious Cunt needed a bag of flour that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Curious Cunt found a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Curious Cunt carried a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Curious Cunt needed a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that this idea was epic. A condom being the chosen thing.

The Curious Cunt desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Curious Cunt found a can of coke that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.